@height8 Thanks! I've saved it to my Reading List. [bazbt3.github.io]
I don't yet have the ability to run applications at my Web host (Rsndolph's VPS.) It has a Softaculous installer and that's as far as I've got. I've not even considered delving deeper or asking the man what scope I have to screw things up before he shouts at me. ;)
Incidentally, the Reading List page isn't building at the moment, there's a closing brace on the first entry but it's not shown up yet. :/