The girls are really into Harry Potter right now, were really pleased to hear their school will reschedule World Book Day participation. That's entirely incidental to…
My shouted response to a clattering noise from the bathroom above my comfy chair just now, something probably never said before in any language:
"Take your wand out of the bathroom please!"
I haven't seen my wife laugh so much for an age now; maybe if I ask if she was imagining if we had boys?